Hello, fellow trekkers of the Internet plains.

Today, I have something special for you all, and it's not something that has to do with how HHH is gay, or how Vin Diesel is the male equivalent of Liza Minelli, which are the main themes of this site. No, this has to do with something that is actually a godsend, compared to this crappy site. Feedback e-mail. Yes, someone beside me, Rob Quioohasighwj [Rob's note: Not funny. This is why people hate you.], And FBI Special Agent Tim Rhodes, Internet Crime Division, reads this site. Great god almighty, someone actually reads this site, other than the creators, contributors, and FBI Special Agent Tim Rhodes, Internet Crime Division, and they actually had the decency to reply to one of it's literary creations or contributions. This is every contributors dream, to actually be a working part of a site that gets feedback, and that's what they try to work for. And I, Josh Norsen, actually got feedback.

Whoops, it's a flame.

Below is the actual reply I had received.

"Josh Norsen your [sic] gay trying to copy shit from other people, suck your dads [sic] dick. that whole smaterchild [sic] conversation sucked dick and u [sic] suck dick therefore the conversation and u [sic] go hand in hand to farie [sic] land. Fuck u [sic], your [sic] motherfucking [sic] motherfucker [sic]. so to sum it all up. your [sic] gay. "

I was even so gracious to this person that I even let all the grammar mistakes go by. But I am heartbroken. I was insulted by a person that couldn't spell "you" right, much less called me a mother fucking Mother fucker (Which is like me calling someone a gay gay person, or a stoned stoner, or a black black, etc.). Wait, did I say heartbroken? I meant amused.

And I had finally completed my goal in life.

Ever since the Internet was formed, back in Al Gore's parent's basement, even though he was a Senator by then, there were people who criticized the awesome people who actually made a great website, but for all the wrong reasons. Someone on the site would write:

"[Conclusion of a 50 paragraph column]...And so, without further ado, I conclude with a heavy-heartedness that YS is so much cooler than WU that I sincerly, positively, absolutely, want to piss in my pants, and that's final."

And then someone would reply:

"ha ha ha, you Spelled sincerely wraong, ou dubm mother fucker, has ha ha you sould burn in hell oyu fucking ggfaggot, hahahahg, slipnot rules!!!!!!111111!!1"

Finally, I have tracked down this person. Finally, years of suffering on the internet will come to an end. And apparently, the true enemy of the Internet lives in Cheblook, Auckland, New Zealand, is an 18 year old male, and whose job is Damian Bowness, which I believe means male hooker in New-Zealandizer.

But that does not matter.

What does matter is that true 'net evil is going down.

Yes, djmodnoc@hotmail.com, you are going down.

This summer

From the Producers of 'Speed' and 'Independence Day'.

-Josh Norsen

Rob's defense for Damian Bowness: I think this "Damian Bowness" character stole the "motherfucking motherfucker" from Rules Of Attraction. Aside from that, he's a pretty big douche-bag. At first I thought "Nah, this can't be Damian", but then I realized that I was thinking of someone else, so yeah, this does seem something that Damian would do.