I am extremely excited. What would subject me to such excitement? Good Charlotte is going to be at Montreal for the Vans Warped Tour. Yeah, they were here two years ago, but that was before they released bubble-gum favorites such as "The Anthem" and please-take-us-seriously songs such as "That one about suicide".

So, without further do (further a do? No, I think it's just further do... Wait... further due?), A list of inanimate objects to throw at Good Charlotte.

A glass bottle.

An already broken, very sharp glass bottle.

A bucket. Nothing fancy. Nothing in it. Just an empty bucket. I'll throw it hard to make up for the lack of fancyness.

A 2 by 4. Or a 4 by 8. I realize that it will be hard to bring this all with me to the Warped Tour, since last year they took away my umbrella. Don't even bother asking why I brought a fucking umbrella with me. But they obviously didn't care why.

Henry Rollins, rolling in his grave (I don't care if he's still alive.)

A bucket WITH something in it. Maybe a dead fish. Or maybe a smaller bucket, thus making it heavier.

Not even going to bother throwing anything, I'll just rush the stage and kick them in the hins a couple of times. With a baseball bat. With barb wire. On fire.

And now the part I hate... reader submissions. I don't know why I hate it, considering if I put their submission in, that will be one more person visiting my site, but... whatever...

"Basha's shoe." - Sarah Stevenson. There's a backstory to this. At the 2002 pit, my good friend Basha was in the Bad Religion pit, where he lost his shoe. Only Basha could pull that off. He was looking for it, when he saw his shoe get thrown on stage. He had to take the public transit home with only one shoe. And then I laughed. Here's another store that has NOTHING to do with Good Charlotte at all. Once, when drunk, and at my house, I told him to eat some cat food. And he did. One minute later, he spat it all back up. Quite possibly one of the funniest moments of my life.

"A chainsaw. Do it." - Lord Skywolf. He's a funny guy. Check this shit out. Only Skywolf would pull this shit off.

Funny, funny guy..

"A Thursday CD, so they can recognize good music." - Christina Nguyen. Shit, woman, could I agree with you more? I'll get back to you on that.

(Some stuff from a girl who didn't want me posting it. You should've known what you've gotten yourself into!)

"A dildo. Throw a dildo at them. No, wait, I have an even better idea: Buy a big dildo, a very big one. Like, two and a half feet. A big rubbery one. Install your own handle, buy a sheathe, and use it like a sword. You can knight your friends with it, or you can just wack them. A dildo is heavy, uses the elements of a rubbery club to a T. You can do the whiplash technique, and leave a nice big bruise. Think about it, what will your friends say, if he's still conscious? "FUCK! YOU JUST HIT ME WITH A DILDO!" And just for measure, you should scream "Thundercats HOOOOO!" and beat them." - Joe (obviously). Really, do you need my witty comments after that? After looking up the word 'sheathe', I can only say that that's your typical Joe answer. It's always about dildos or lesbians or black rage and such... and sheathes.

Some people may say that I'm angry because I'm working on the site on Valentine's Day. I say these people are probably Good Charlotte themselves, and they're just worried about getting Henry Rollins thrown at them, so they're trying to destroy my credibility. And for the hell of it, and as an awesome way of ending a rant, here's another picture created by Lord Skywolf.

Funny story. I was once screamed at by my Christian math teacher for drawing this on my desk. I don't regret it, because then I wouldn't have a caption for this picture.